What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:14

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
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Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.